I like to turn my brain thoughts into word sentences and put those on the internet.

 

jameschats:

Hulu be like:

"Is this ad relevant to you?"

*clicks no*

"cool story I’m just gonna keep playing it every 4 minutes forever enjoy"

UPDATE:

An ad with a bunch of puppies just played.

Good game Hulu.

Hulu be like:

"Is this ad relevant to you?"

*clicks no*

"cool story I’m just gonna keep playing it every 4 minutes forever enjoy"

"IF YOU STOP READING THIS YOU WILL DIE, MY NAME IS…"

*Continues scrolling. Survives*

The worlds best culinary show (well, maybe second to Hannah Hart's My Drunk Kitchen) returns!

I should do this more often because food…

Baby: m..m..m-

Mother: memes?

Baby: mama

Mother:

Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

The fall season is fast approaching! Is it the best season of the year?

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…
…boner wave…

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…

…boner wave…

(Source: iraffiruse)

fuwausagi:

micdotcom:

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